Introduction

Everyone has a dream.

Many people have children.

Few people have been Vikings.

Nobody has ever been a Space Viking from the Future.

Until now...

Now, you can feel free to be amazed, horrified, shocked, and possibly aroused, by a 6'17" man with long blond hair and a well kept beard who (wielding a gigantonormous battle ax) claims to be a parental Cyborg turned Space Viking and traveled back in time to give his 9 adopted children a history lesson, became a stay-home dad doing very well doing one of those "work from home" pseudo-jobs you see online all the time and always thought was a scam, and patiently waited for his children to grow up when he realised that Time Travel had not been invented yet and he had (completely by accident) named the children after the founders of these future technologies. Afterwards (he claims) Lars5000 decided to swap out his programmed parenting functions and become a Space Viking, voyaging to the ends of Space and pillaging the plague of Evil that he believes may possibly have spread across the Universe. Sounds like a nutjob. But would you disagree?

Wait.

Before you answer, he has sparkling blue eyes, is very charismatic, has a giant battleax and looks like he glued magnets to his chest, went to a junkyard, got into a fight with some polished scrap metal and won.

So is he a Space Viking? Only time will tell!